Note: Shrukan, I know you didn't tag me, but I CONNOT resist these!

An 18 or lower means your not stupid.

[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

[] You have ran into a tree.
[] It IS possible to lick your elbow
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[x] You just tried to sing them.
[] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[] You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[x] You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice.
[x] You just looked at it.
[] Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.
[]People have called you slow.

total = 9

[] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[] tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
[x]You have caught yourself drooling.
[] You’ve fallen asleep in class
[] If someone says “fart” you laugh.
[] You just laughed.

total = 10

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about.
[] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you.
[] You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
[x] You use your fingers to do simple maths.

total = 13

[] You have eaten a bug.
[] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
[x]You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket.

total = 15

[] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.
[] You break a lot of things.
[x] Your friends know not to use big words around you.
[x] You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you’re laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

Total= 19/38

I'm just barely stupid... Sadly it seems I've gotten smarter lately... (Man that test was a blast!)